Welcome! I'm the dork responsible for the Half-Rats series/Universe. I like to make music and meat products. I front the band, "Arsenic Tea Party". Additionally, I am a carpenter, and very difficult to kill. They tried, trust me.
That's a .45acp in my left fuckin ass cheek...after passing through my femoral artery and tearing through my right ass cheek.
I haven't talked to you in a long time man, you all good because this is both funny and worrying. What happened?
I am not totally, 100% sure to this day because I was drunk and delirous, but it sucked. Im all good. This was back in 2019.